iPods may cause homosexuality?

Of course, why didn’t we see this!? Scientists at the Harrington Institute have located what might be the single biggest factor associated with homosexuality in the modern world today – Brilliant White iPods.

Some people think it is soy products, but this may be the lead we have all been looking for…

Of course, iPods have been a problem for a long time.

(Pssst – Look at the date today)