A Weirder than Fiction Exclusive…
Dallas, Tx (WTF) – A touching and bittersweet reunion was held here today in Dallas between local actor, Joey Oglesby, and recently famous Internet musician and youth pastor, Donnie Davies. Mr. Davies and Mr. Oglesby believe they are identical twins separated at birth and have lived in the same state off and on for most of their lives.
Mr. Davies has recently become a Internet sensation with his music video, The Bible Says, which uses epithets offensive to gays throughout the song. The video and song created a firestorm in blogosphere and set off a hunt for the elusive Mr. Davies. The search for Mr. Davies led to Dallas actor, Joey Oglesby due to their uncanny resemblance. Mr. Oglesby insists he is not the enigmatic Mr. Davies.
Instead, the men think they are twins.
“I always thought I had a twin,” said Mr. Oglesby. “You know it’s just a feeling you have, then out of nowhere, Donnie ends up in my own back yard.”
Mr. Davies said, “Texas is a big ol’ state, much bigger than the state of New Orleans, where I lived for awhile. I’m excited and elated to meet my brother Joey. I hope this answers all my critics out there and will stop the heinous censorship of my videos.”
Twin expert, Dr. Joakim Bottoms, is intrigued. “We are awaiting DNA testing, but they sure look alike. And there are other similarities too. They both have a preoccupation with homosexuality, they are about the same build, are musical, like Cyndi Lauper and they both can dunk a basketball. That’s a combination of abilities you don’t see everyday.”
Mr. Oglesby is half of the famous Chicken and Pickle Guys comedy duet which has been described as “a comedy stew of dance, homophobic/gay experimentation, male chauvinism, obscure racism, and spiritual revelation.”
Mr. Davies similar controversial work can be seen at Donniedavies.com.
Joey Oglesby
Donnie Davies
UPDATE: 1/31/07 – Donnie speaks about his recent trials. Strangely, he fails to mention Joey.
I think Davies is Oglesby and I think he is gearing up for a big reveal for maybe like an indie film or something.
uh, this is a joke, right?
I think it is hard finding out you have a twin after not knowing for so long. Perhaps they are taking their relationship slowly.
Notice how you never see them in the same room or on the same website? Strange…
Sami – Yes, I am. Too much time, too much fun, too much mystery…Reminds me of a Dave Matthews Band song.
I have been conversing with Mr. Davies and Mr. Oglesby and I tell you they have a lot of catching up to do. I hope to persuade one or both of them to post to the blog soon. They tell me they are reading but I want them to post. C’mon guys!
Dr T – I think you are having a little too much fun with this…
Hmmm…. The mystery deepens.
In related news, Anderson Cooper continues to deny that he is the long-separated twin brother of Scooter.