Instead of relaxing and refreshing, school teachers can now look forward to several days with David Barton over Spring Break.

Barton left off some of the “how-to” topics he should cover.

• How to omit pertinent historical facts from your presentations.
• How to misattribute pithy quotes to your favorite historical figure (Part one, Part two)
• How to turn fiction books into sources of historical facts.
• How to cite only the statistics you need to support your position.
• How to demonize people who point out your mistakes.
• How to embellish your personal history (Part one, part two, part three)
• How to claim you have an earned doctorate when you don’t.

So many topics, so little time.