I’m just getting a loud buzzing noise in my left ear…
The loud buzzing noise should improve after Tuesday night.
The Official Winter Wear of Journey Into Manhood
September 5, 2012 by 8 Comments
Government to ministers: Preach or pay
April 18, 2012 by 4 Comments
Spoof alert – Taketh not this first part seriouslyeth.
Washington, DC (HUH) – Today, Barack Obama pledged to introduce legislation which would allow the President to set days of public prayer and thanksgiving. Obama said he had come to recognize the importance of prayer to the nation and he believes the President should set the tone.
However, a clause in the proposal has some religious leaders nervous. According to the Bill for Appointing Days of Public Fasting and Thanksgiving, ministers who decline to preach a sermon , “suited to the occasion,” on government appointed feast days will be fined if they cannot produce “a reasonable excuse” for the lack of sermonizing.
This has conservatives up in arms with complaints about the heavy hand of the government in religious matters. David Barton of Wallbuilders spoke out against the proposal. “I have concluded that Obama is the most Biblically hostile President ever, and this is just one more example,” Barton claimed.
Bryan Fischer: Ban everything
December 9, 2010 by 8 Comments
He’s getting harder and harder to spoof, but here goes…
AFA analyst calls for ban on everything
Tupelo, MS - Writing today for the website RenewMerica, Bryan Fischer asserted that all sex everywhere needs to be curtailed.
“Just one wrong move and you’re done for,” Fischer wrote. “It’s like cigarettes and gay sex, we are all one smoke or one hook up away from disaster.”
Fischer was reacting to a government report suggesting that one cigarette can be the one that kills you. “Of course, I naturally and initially thought of gay sex. Because gay sex spreads HIV, the first fab time could be your last.”
Extrapolating his thinking, Fischer noted that in Uganda heterosexual sex is the main driver of the spread of HIV/AIDS. This fact demands an aggressive strategy.
“Since one act of straight sex can kill you, the government should crack down on the practice,” Fischer advised. “There simply is no level of safe exposure to straight sex.”
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